The Carpet Man...

Today I was roped in to taking my surrogate Mum to the flooring showroom. I hate shopping at the best of times but when it’s carpet, I definitely would rather self harm than partake. It was as mind numbingly boring as I’d anticipated, so I took the opportunity to do a micro stand up show for the salesman and he was creasing - which bodes well for my first gig. I also made him download tiktok and follow me. Every little helps!